Lemons

You know what I totally DESPISE? (One of many)..
When I hear stupid people saying: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Yeah well.. where the hell is the sugar? How about I make lemonade your style, with just the lemons I receive. And then I can come shove it down your sorry throat on account of your mouth spitting out atrocious obscenities.. Go drink your own lemonjuice. Idiot.
The following suggestion is very practical and a lot more stress-releiving as well..

Uhm… My blog is pretty much full of sarcasm buddy. Easy on the criticism. I know that I can’t control everything that happens.. I’m not retarded. You should let someone else have your little lesson plan. I already know that everything happens for a reason. &my sarcasm is the reason for stupidity that pisses me off. Call it therapeutic. At least i don’t go around snorting coke. Sarcasm is a much better coping technique.